Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Cikgu and murid
Murid : Selamat pagi,
Cikgu.Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam
Cikgu!Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataanberlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagiperkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Cikgu.Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam
Cikgu!Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataanberlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagiperkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)
Friday, November 7, 2008
UPSR 2008 results released by next Thursday
The Star
By KAREN CHAPMAN
PUTRAJAYA: Pupils will be able to obtain their Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) examination results next Thursday.
Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said pupils would be able to collect their results at their respective schools after 10am.
“This does not mean that the decision on whether to continue with the policy of teaching Science and Mathematics in English will be announced after the release of the UPSR results,” he told reporters Friday after the ministry’s post-Cabinet meeting.
Hishammuddin said the UPSR results would have to be analysed first before it was brought back to the stakeholders at the four roundtables for further discussion.
The issue would then be brought to the Cabinet for a decision on whether the policy would remain in English or revert to Bahasa Malaysia, he said.
A total of 518,616 pupils sat for the examination this year and were the first group to have started studying the two subjects in English, when the policy was introduced in 2003.The policy of teaching Science and Mathematics in English was implemented in phases, starting with Year One, Form One and Lower Six in 2003.
He had said last week that an announcement on the issue would depend on how long it took to analyse the differing views.
Hishammuddin had said that whatever was decided, the ministry would not start in January next year as it was too soon.
He said any decision would not affect those already in the system and that it would start with a new group of Year One pupils.
All the best to my niece in her UPSR results this year!!
By KAREN CHAPMAN
PUTRAJAYA: Pupils will be able to obtain their Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah (UPSR) examination results next Thursday.
Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said pupils would be able to collect their results at their respective schools after 10am.
“This does not mean that the decision on whether to continue with the policy of teaching Science and Mathematics in English will be announced after the release of the UPSR results,” he told reporters Friday after the ministry’s post-Cabinet meeting.
Hishammuddin said the UPSR results would have to be analysed first before it was brought back to the stakeholders at the four roundtables for further discussion.
The issue would then be brought to the Cabinet for a decision on whether the policy would remain in English or revert to Bahasa Malaysia, he said.
A total of 518,616 pupils sat for the examination this year and were the first group to have started studying the two subjects in English, when the policy was introduced in 2003.The policy of teaching Science and Mathematics in English was implemented in phases, starting with Year One, Form One and Lower Six in 2003.
He had said last week that an announcement on the issue would depend on how long it took to analyse the differing views.
Hishammuddin had said that whatever was decided, the ministry would not start in January next year as it was too soon.
He said any decision would not affect those already in the system and that it would start with a new group of Year One pupils.
All the best to my niece in her UPSR results this year!!
Believe it or not
In Zimbabwe, Africa, you will find the magnificent Victoria Falls at a height of 128m. The location is known as 'The Devil's Swimming Pool'.
During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over!
These falls are becoming well known amongst the 'radical tourist' industry as more and more people search for the ultimate experience.
Would you dare?
During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over!
These falls are becoming well known amongst the 'radical tourist' industry as more and more people search for the ultimate experience.
Would you dare?
Be alert & cautious
Another story from forwarded email to share with you people.
Hi ladies and girls,
Just a message for you to be alert on the next time you meet up with strangers. Just excuse yourself in a polite way.
A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for severalminutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.
This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.
This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.So take heed and make sure you DO NOT accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .
PLEASE SEND THIS ALERT INFO TO EVERY FEMALE YOU KNOW
Hi ladies and girls,
Just a message for you to be alert on the next time you meet up with strangers. Just excuse yourself in a polite way.
A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for severalminutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.
This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.
This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.So take heed and make sure you DO NOT accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .
PLEASE SEND THIS ALERT INFO TO EVERY FEMALE YOU KNOW
A young lady story for ladies's attention
I found this forwarded email. Hence I would like to share this story with you people.
Ladies especially....please, please read!
It's 112 not 999!
A young lady was robbed and slashed on the face two days ago in Taman Desa. She just got off from her car and was in front of her friend's house pressing doorbell.. She saw a motorbike with two men coming toward her direction but she thoughtthey were security guards. Then before she knew anything, one of the men has alreadyslashed her face with a knife and grabbed her bag. She didn't know it was a cutuntil she touched her face and found out it was bleeding. She was screaming out ofshock. One of the man came back (they were already on the motorbike and ready toleave) and tried to slash her again. Luckily she was able to hold on his hand tostop the attack. At that time, her friend came out to check what happen and the menquickly ran away.
The cut was 9 cm long and 1 cm deep. Now those robbers' tactic! is to hurt you firstbefore they rob you so that you are handicapped and can't resist them. Even laterthere are someone to help, they have to rescue you first instead of chasing them.Please be alert all the time and take every precaution measure you could. EmergencyNumber:
Please be aware the Emergency Number worldwide for GSM Mobile (012, 013, 016, 017,019) is 112 and not 999. You can dial 112 even without a Sim Card. If you find yourself out of coverage areaof your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile willsearch any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.
Do share thisimportant info with your family members and friends.
Ladies especially....please, please read!
It's 112 not 999!
A young lady was robbed and slashed on the face two days ago in Taman Desa. She just got off from her car and was in front of her friend's house pressing doorbell.. She saw a motorbike with two men coming toward her direction but she thoughtthey were security guards. Then before she knew anything, one of the men has alreadyslashed her face with a knife and grabbed her bag. She didn't know it was a cutuntil she touched her face and found out it was bleeding. She was screaming out ofshock. One of the man came back (they were already on the motorbike and ready toleave) and tried to slash her again. Luckily she was able to hold on his hand tostop the attack. At that time, her friend came out to check what happen and the menquickly ran away.
The cut was 9 cm long and 1 cm deep. Now those robbers' tactic! is to hurt you firstbefore they rob you so that you are handicapped and can't resist them. Even laterthere are someone to help, they have to rescue you first instead of chasing them.Please be alert all the time and take every precaution measure you could. EmergencyNumber:
Please be aware the Emergency Number worldwide for GSM Mobile (012, 013, 016, 017,019) is 112 and not 999. You can dial 112 even without a Sim Card. If you find yourself out of coverage areaof your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile willsearch any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.
Do share thisimportant info with your family members and friends.
Hiya… pardon me for the lack of update. Howbeit, I was not in top form to blog due to fatigueness from the daily work. What more to say the deadlines of some submission to catch up as well as pretty some ad-hoc works to clear. Alas, I am whining on my work. Well, I just hope everything goes passable with my work albeit I tried my best shot.
I cannot help feeling like dubious that my command of English is getting below average standard or not. My work requires me to liase with clients in the global, after all my company is a multinasional company. Hence, e-mail standard has been priority in term of the usage of English. It is challenging for me compared my previous companies which not require me to based on the previous tasks which bestowed to me.
I know I should be grateful for self-development to improve the usage of English skill for enrichment of knowledge sake. Not to mention how I was green-eyed of another companies in which employees could be carefree writing e-mail freely without feeling giddy by having to scrutinize the grammar or whatever. Based on my previous working experience, my previous accountant Jason in NSW Australia, could write e-mail in the form of KISS (keep it simple and short) way yet use short form to Australia & New Zealand clients without bothering the jargon albeit their company is multinational form. Well, every company has different routine and policy based on their reputation and good image. If a company expect more from us for efficiency and improvement in our job from time to time, it is kind of similar process as teacher expect more from students to enhance their skills and hence unnecessary stress subsist in our heart gradually. Of course they hire us, hence it’s their right with good intention to advise so that we sharp ourselves into a better employee as their expectation or rather good for our career prospect in future.
To shorten it up, I just wish to try my best shot and at same time enjoy my job in the long run and so does my wish that everyone happy at work respectively as a family in friendly environment without expecting more from them being themselves be it weakness or strength albeit for efficiency and improvement in the company’s operation.
I better break off this entry relating to work as it’s now another weekend already. Anyway, I look forward to some leave by next week to get rid of the unnecessary stress. Just be strong and optimistic!!
You people have a great weekend ahead!! May God blessing you! :-)
P/S: Please don't feel offended should you disagree on this. I just feel a bit better by pouring out my feelings on my blog only. Many thanks for your understandings token.
I cannot help feeling like dubious that my command of English is getting below average standard or not. My work requires me to liase with clients in the global, after all my company is a multinasional company. Hence, e-mail standard has been priority in term of the usage of English. It is challenging for me compared my previous companies which not require me to based on the previous tasks which bestowed to me.
I know I should be grateful for self-development to improve the usage of English skill for enrichment of knowledge sake. Not to mention how I was green-eyed of another companies in which employees could be carefree writing e-mail freely without feeling giddy by having to scrutinize the grammar or whatever. Based on my previous working experience, my previous accountant Jason in NSW Australia, could write e-mail in the form of KISS (keep it simple and short) way yet use short form to Australia & New Zealand clients without bothering the jargon albeit their company is multinational form. Well, every company has different routine and policy based on their reputation and good image. If a company expect more from us for efficiency and improvement in our job from time to time, it is kind of similar process as teacher expect more from students to enhance their skills and hence unnecessary stress subsist in our heart gradually. Of course they hire us, hence it’s their right with good intention to advise so that we sharp ourselves into a better employee as their expectation or rather good for our career prospect in future.
To shorten it up, I just wish to try my best shot and at same time enjoy my job in the long run and so does my wish that everyone happy at work respectively as a family in friendly environment without expecting more from them being themselves be it weakness or strength albeit for efficiency and improvement in the company’s operation.
I better break off this entry relating to work as it’s now another weekend already. Anyway, I look forward to some leave by next week to get rid of the unnecessary stress. Just be strong and optimistic!!
You people have a great weekend ahead!! May God blessing you! :-)
P/S: Please don't feel offended should you disagree on this. I just feel a bit better by pouring out my feelings on my blog only. Many thanks for your understandings token.
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